With the help of my fraudulent resume, I recently made it through to the final round of interviews for a job that I’m capable of doing (I never pretended to be a surgeon or anything dangerous) but not technically qualified for.
I was a shoe in.
I was their favorite candidate.
This job was mine.
I spent three days reading up on how to be awesome at the job. I read blogs and ebooks by people in the industry.
I spent three days planning how to spend my first pay check.
I spent three days making complicated spreadsheets with complex formulas that told me how soon I would be out of debt and how much money I would have saved by the end of the year.
I spent three days figuring out what I would do during my first week to dazzle and impress everyone. A necessity when you don’t want them questioning your ability.
I didn’t get the job.
Just curious and you said to ask anything. Was this before or after “The Truth Shall Set You Free”?
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The actual events were… Concurrent.
I went through the interviews before I realized I had to stop lying, and was given my rejection letter shortly after.
It was actually a bit of a relief.
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